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PostSubject: Become an Illegal Alien today - WHY!   Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:04 pm

THIS IS A TRUE LETTER

Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his
senator)


The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen
to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay
a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I
know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the pro cess
started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two
years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there a ny way
that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an
excellent resul t for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in
2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges
throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still
have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms,
I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

Donald Ruppert

Burlington, IA.

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PostSubject: Re: Become an Illegal Alien today - WHY!   Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:29 pm

lol Very clever!
I'm guessing he's a US Libertarian. =p

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PostSubject: Re: Become an Illegal Alien today - WHY!   Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:31 pm

KenCat wrote:
lol Very clever!
I'm guessing he's a US Libertarian. =p
citizens are getting tired of being ripped-off while the illegal immigrants get the free ride

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PostSubject: Re: Become an Illegal Alien today - WHY!   Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:41 pm

Killuminati wrote:
KenCat wrote:
lol Very clever!
I'm guessing he's a US Libertarian. =p
citizens are getting tired of being ripped-off while the illegal immigrants get the free ride

Though it's not like they're living large.. Many of them are portrayed as "beaners" and lazy, though they work harder than many others.
Those who get the free ride are the CEOs and they're highly respected among our society.

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PostSubject: Re: Become an Illegal Alien today - WHY!   Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:42 pm

KenCat wrote:
Killuminati wrote:
KenCat wrote:
lol Very clever!
I'm guessing he's a US Libertarian. =p
citizens are getting tired of being ripped-off while the illegal immigrants get the free ride

Though it's not like they're living large.. Many of them are portrayed as "beaners" and lazy, though they work harder than many others.
Those who get the free ride are the CEOs and they're highly respected among our society.
I wouldn't mind being portrayed as "beaners" and lazy, if I don't have to pay taxes, I go to school/college free, and when I go to hospital I don't have to pay the bill

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PostSubject: Re: Become an Illegal Alien today - WHY!   Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:48 pm

Killuminati wrote:
KenCat wrote:
Killuminati wrote:
KenCat wrote:
lol Very clever!
I'm guessing he's a US Libertarian. =p
citizens are getting tired of being ripped-off while the illegal immigrants get the free ride

Though it's not like they're living large.. Many of them are portrayed as "beaners" and lazy, though they work harder than many others.
Those who get the free ride are the CEOs and they're highly respected among our society.
I wouldn't mind being portrayed as "beaners" and lazy, if I don't have to pay taxes, I go to school/college free, and when I go to hospital I don't have to pay the bill

But you have to work illegally, which means the most extensive, unrewarding manual labor.
$3 an hour.

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PostSubject: Re: Become an Illegal Alien today - WHY!   Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:52 pm

KenCat wrote:
Killuminati wrote:
KenCat wrote:
Killuminati wrote:
KenCat wrote:
lol Very clever!
I'm guessing he's a US Libertarian. =p
citizens are getting tired of being ripped-off while the illegal immigrants get the free ride

Though it's not like they're living large.. Many of them are portrayed as "beaners" and lazy, though they work harder than many others.
Those who get the free ride are the CEOs and they're highly respected among our society.
I wouldn't mind being portrayed as "beaners" and lazy, if I don't have to pay taxes, I go to school/college free, and when I go to hospital I don't have to pay the bill

But you have to work illegally, which means the most extensive, unrewarding manual labor.
$3 an hour.
well I might get paid 5.50 an hour legally but i have to pay taxes healthcare insurance auto insurance lief insurance pay to go to college.... it kind of cancels out but I see what you mean

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